Friday, June 27, 2008

Star Wars Stars Dance Off 2008

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse then Haden Christian still getting acting jobs after what he did in the prequels, I find this. Are you fucking kidding me... who licensed this? George Lucas is a WHORE! The end is nigh... mark my words.

Guitar Hero: On Tour promo, learn how to Rock Out = UNFUCKING BEARABLE

I to dare you to make it through all 3 minutes and 30 seconds without thoughts of self injury or wanting to start a riot... I DARE YOU... wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Through the Fire and Flames 100% 987,786 points and 8 min of Pwnage!!!

Hey Mike, is this guy invited to your next party?

DRAGONFORCE ( or Inland Invasion part2)

Holly crap I was surfing through Kotaku today and I found the following article about the guy in the previous post and I thought "Wow thats cool" as it reminded me of Mikes party story. So then I decided to check out the bands website to see what what there, and gentlemen, what I found was F'ing AWESOME!

Now I'm 100% sure that JZ is already a member for their fan club and check the forum often but for the rest of us, who don't listen to the soothing sounds of RAMMSTEIN to relax I give you ....
According to the Wikipedia: It would seem that DragonForce are an English Power Metal band formed in the UK back in 1999. The group is known for its fast paced songs, twin guitar solos (ok but if there are 2 guitars how is it a solo?), and incorporation of electronic sound effects into their music.

Jesus these guys are FUCKING METAL!!! Not that I particularly care for metal, but if I did... these guys might be my band of choice. The best part is their website these guys are like superheros, or better yet GI JOE figures each with their own file card that lists their talents almost like they were special powers. It's genius... check out their site with the link above you wont be disappointed. Here is just a sampling:


SAM TOTMAN
Lead/Rhythm Guitars & Backing Vocals

Signature Stage Moves
360degree tornado jump



VADIM PRUZHANOU
Keyboards & Backing Vocals

Signature Stage Moves
Getting derranged!




Now I know what you're thinking... We HAVE to see these guys live!
I agree and lucky us we have two chances coming up soon.

Fri Jul 11 - Sacramento - Sleep Train Amphitheatre
Sat Jul 12 -San Francisco - Shoreline Amphitheatre

Other preformers include:
Slipknot, Machine Head, Airbourne, Sevendust, Walls of Jericho, Disturbed, Mastodon, 36 Crazyfists, Underoath, The Red Chord, Suicide Silence, Five Finger Death Punch, and Black Tide.

So we all know that July 11th in fact someones birthday, so Im just saying... I think I gave my leather pants to Goodwill but they were getting a bit tight anyway. However, I think I still have my jacket in storage, with a little modification Id be ready to roll..... so let me know.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality


Since the surge in crime, which began on April 28 at midnight, more than 830,000 civilians have been murdered—nearly one-tenth of Liberty City's total population. In addition, 35,000 vehicles have been reported stolen, many of which were then driven illegally over sidewalks and pedestrian walkways before plunging into the nearby Humboldt River. And according to startling figures released by local community action group Citizens for a Safer City, drug trafficking has become rampant and prostitution has increased by 800 percent.

"I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police," said one Algonquin-area resident. "That is unacceptable."

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