Still Undefeated

I don't seem him losing until he fights Megatron (and even then I like his chances):

That's Shad on the right, arms raised in ultimate triumph. You can see his opponent's face is still frozen from when Shad ripped his soul through his mouth.

And still not undefeated:

You'll remember this gentleman as Shad's first victim.

Hoosier Pride

After running through some tangos like shit through a goose in R6:Vegas (finally to the damn dam) this morning, I just happened to find this very appropriate video concerning the Indiana State Police Emergency Response Team:



Although I have put Michael and Jung in some rather compromising positions ("Hey guys, why don't you head for the middle of that big-ass generator room with catwalks all around- cool? Cool."), even I had to chuckle at the above midwesterners.

Irony, divine comedy, cosmic justice, or just too funny to pass up?

Recently, a Columbia student named Matt Sanchez who is also a reserve Marine, became a darling of the right. Apparently he recieved some kind of award from the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)for sticking up for himself and parroting the party line in defense of an indefensible war (my opinion some others may disagree) that he has yet taken part. Here he is, the man on the left (keep in mind that the T-girl in the picture used the word "faggot" in a joke at a dinner at which Cpl. Sanchez was also in attendance):



He has made numerous apperances with Hannity & Colmes, O'Reilly, and the tranny he is pictured with. Apparently this is a man's man, or man's Marine if you know what I mean. Here is a short list of some other appearances he has made before joining the Marine Corps under his other title of Rod Majors. Wow! He went from Major to Corporal, he really is a bottom! Here are some other links about Mr. Sanchez's situation which could only be done justice with an Alanis Morrisette song. Here and here he is claiming that in fact he is not gay. Here is an older interview with "Rod/Pierre." Does anyone remember "S.A.M." from our army training? He may not fit the statement or marriage categories of "S.A.M." but he will have a hell of a time explaining away the act part.

Note, his former career is not the only thing of controversy, apparently he has some legal troubles. I could never get out of the army the money for the shit it fucked-up in my moves and this guy is getting $12,000 up front!

Want more? Try this for the article with the above pic and this Google search. Here is a pictorial retrospective of Rod/Pierre's previous career; note this has some of the DVD only scenes from Brokeback Mountain or this movie. Note some of these links are not for office eyes as they have various glamor shots of Cpl. Sanchez/Rod Majors/Pierre LaBranche and his self-described "11-inch uncut monster cock." Although, as one blogger who saw some of his pre-Marine (hardCorps, a pun on you) work put it, "he's being a little optimistic."

Bill Slowsky strikes again

Eye of the what.. oh that's right the TIGER!

Rockin' It....Hard

So far you mentioned AC/DC, Skynyrd, Zep, Def Leppard, Foghat, and Bon Jovi. In you're frenzy to out bone each other you missed one. Critically.

Eat it bitches

BONE'D

I don’t know what the fuck you guys are talking about.... bla bla bla classic rock sucks! As a card carrying member of 107.7 THE BONE I take offence to your baseless accusations. Sure I may have joined because I wanted to help choose the new Bone Rock Girl. (Eventually Jaime won… I would have picked someone else as I felt that her skank factor was a little low to carry an official moniker with “BONE” in it but what do I know.)
Perhaps I have a secret love for classic rock? Now, I do agree with Coop in that they seem to only play the same 20 songs over and over and I am aware of studies that have shown prolonged exposure to Thursdays rock blocks can lead to cerebral hemorrhaging but most side effects are mild to moderate. But come on if these bands were putting out new music then they wouldn't be classic now would they? Besides other radio stations play the same 20 songs over and over and then throw in the occasional 80’s lunch box or Friday flashback to cover up the fact that their programming list is lacking. I should never have to hear anything from Live’s Throwing Copper ever. There is no excuse for that. And yet anytime I decide to turn off the IPod and check the airwaves to see if there is something out there that I’m missing within 5 minutes or 2 station switches there it is … Fucking Lightning Crashes. Fuck I hate that song.
Where I have a problem is when you start hearing bands that have no place on a classic rock station. Yes, while tired and overplayed the Stones, Zeppelin, and Skynard are all expected but Motley Crue…? Nirvana…? Poison…? Funny yes, amusing indeed, but classic no sir I think not. I’ve even heard U2 on the Bone, what is U2 even doing on that station? They not even in the same genre of music.
It’s like ITunes suggesting that if you like The Crystal Method you’ll probably like Sara McLachlan or my other fave if you likes The Artic Monkeys you might like Dr. Laura Schlessinger, who is making these connections? It boggles the mind.
Ahhhhh screw it all, I’m going to go listen to some Bon Jovi.