I'm sure you all have seen this by now.
I would just like to add for the record that I sometimes listen to NPR while driving to yoga in my Prius. I am not fucking with you. What do I win? Oh, an adopted Chinese girl baby? Fucking sweet. I'll put it next to my Big Lebowski figurines*.
*Not yet on the list: collecting and displaying toys (hello, Oregon!). A prediction about the site's future- #100 will be the site itself and then it will implode and condense into a tiny dot of the purest whiteness. Also, if they haven't been contacted about making a coffee table book**, then capitalism does not work.
**Should also be on the list.
Now back to your Japanese stalker rape porn. Needs more tentacles!
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It must be a coffee table book that actually turns into a coffee table...is there an entry about Seinfeld?
There also needs to be an entry about Dungeons & Dragons during adolescence or Star Trek.
I loved the entry about the Prius:
"It’s a pretty sweet deal for white people. You can buy a car, continue to drive to work and Barak Obama rallies and feel like you are helping the environment!
Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!"
I would add a Darwin fish or Bob Marley sticker to that list of white people approved "car flair" for the Prius.
How about a Kerry/Edwards sticker for that old-school cred? Not that I have one. Cough.
I still have my Betty Bowers' "Bush 2004: Ruining America is an 8 year job!" re-election bumper sticker on my shit...testify Mike! You thought someone might have started shooting us in Dallas with that and, ironically, my Texas A&M Alumni sticker. Even more ironically they are both on a 4x4 F-150 with camo seat covers.
Coop, I really did think we were going to get shot. I wanted to mention too, that apparently you get your wish. W's "library" will be at the SMU campus, or as you informed, the gayest part of Dallas. Irony!
Funny as I read through this how many apply to me. I don't know whether to laugh or be upset that my street cred has been exposed.
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