Monday, March 03, 2008

Surreal

I guess this is what Japanese people think they will run into in the streets of America when vacationing:



The aerobics dancers and their cheery demeanor were actually the scariest, like clowns...who do not mean to scare the shit out of you but do anyway.

2 comments:

Mike said...

Coop,
Couple of things here. First, this is not a salty talk™ approved video. By my count there were 0 salty talk™ recommended words. Second, what if she was robbed by 1 man with a gun? Third, and most importantly, was that George Costanza with the bandanna over his nose? WTF was that about????

Cooper said...

I know, surreal is the only descriptive I could think of. How many muggers wear suits? Also, how many muggers would wear a pink bandana? Combine those two populations into a Venn diagram and you probably get 1.

The other "actor" (if you apply the definition as broadly as possible not taking into account presence of talent) is wearing a bandana in a manner that baffles me. Maybe he is self-conscious about his bald spot which is only highlighted by wearing the bandana like some sort of S&M choker/riding grip. Going back to the plausibility of this scenario, how many muggers use Swiss Army Knives (SAK) as weapons? That's right, watch again and you will clearly see he wields the favored thug weapon of choice...the SAK.

I watched this video and felt like I had taken drugs, then needed to take more to forget the bad trip.