Well I’m sure most of you have been asking “Where is that Miguel and what has he been up to?” I know I ask myself that same question often. Well my friends between the hours of well 9pm -12am CT look no further than your Xbox 360 console and you’ll find me playing more Rainbow Six Vegas. Sure I’ve already posted about this game before but for those of you living in the closet there are new maps and game modes all of which enhance the game playing experience.
Two of the maps are subtle differences of existing maps and then there are 3 others that are brand new and very cool to play. There is also an assassination game mode now where the object of the game is to kill a civilian in the care of the opposing force. Strangely people were quick to dub him Dr. Phil. It’s odd to hear a room full of guys bragging about who will be the first to put hot lead into Dr. Phil’s ass but it’s still pretty funny. I wonder if Dr. Phil knows….
Anyway as you can imagine the guys I started playing with are all claned up elites by now and have no time to mix it up with yours truly. (except for your friend and mine Lock N’ Load aka Darnell aka BK Darnell who’s Xbox apparently imploded and he lost all of his save data) So now I’ve had to go out and make new amigos. And there seem to be more and more women playing as well which adds its own flair to the game as JZ can attest to. I remember the time he chose to make a female avatar and was subsequently chased down by his own teammates and “cyber humped” …classic. But more and more mainstream ladies are picking up their MP5’s and doing battle to include Mrs. JZ and that is very cool.
And then there are the not so mainstream ladies that have joined the fray, like my new friend Cinemapink. Pink has turned online gaming into so much more, while gaming she casually puts it out there that you can check out her myspace page the official and I guess the personal . From there it’s a small cyber step to her “other” page where for just $2.40 a minute you and Pink can share some intimate moments not directly related to Xbox although I guess the marketplace blade should still apply. I have two words to describe this whole deal… FUCKING GENIUS.
If she just worked 4 hours a night (You know ‘cause she has to take care of the kids during the day… By the way, what’s up with all strippers having kids, it seems like it would be a real lifestyle conflict.) That’s still over 130K a year for masturbating. Gentlemen if I could make 130K a year masturbating not only would my hands be smooth and soft to the touch but I think I’d enjoy my work more.
Anyway I see it as just one more reason to play Xbox… oh on a side note I’ve decided to get the web cam attachment for my 360…. you know, for the achievements. Ill see you guys out there.
Two of the maps are subtle differences of existing maps and then there are 3 others that are brand new and very cool to play. There is also an assassination game mode now where the object of the game is to kill a civilian in the care of the opposing force. Strangely people were quick to dub him Dr. Phil. It’s odd to hear a room full of guys bragging about who will be the first to put hot lead into Dr. Phil’s ass but it’s still pretty funny. I wonder if Dr. Phil knows….
Anyway as you can imagine the guys I started playing with are all claned up elites by now and have no time to mix it up with yours truly. (except for your friend and mine Lock N’ Load aka Darnell aka BK Darnell who’s Xbox apparently imploded and he lost all of his save data) So now I’ve had to go out and make new amigos. And there seem to be more and more women playing as well which adds its own flair to the game as JZ can attest to. I remember the time he chose to make a female avatar and was subsequently chased down by his own teammates and “cyber humped” …classic. But more and more mainstream ladies are picking up their MP5’s and doing battle to include Mrs. JZ and that is very cool.
And then there are the not so mainstream ladies that have joined the fray, like my new friend Cinemapink. Pink has turned online gaming into so much more, while gaming she casually puts it out there that you can check out her myspace page the official and I guess the personal . From there it’s a small cyber step to her “other” page where for just $2.40 a minute you and Pink can share some intimate moments not directly related to Xbox although I guess the marketplace blade should still apply. I have two words to describe this whole deal… FUCKING GENIUS.
If she just worked 4 hours a night (You know ‘cause she has to take care of the kids during the day… By the way, what’s up with all strippers having kids, it seems like it would be a real lifestyle conflict.) That’s still over 130K a year for masturbating. Gentlemen if I could make 130K a year masturbating not only would my hands be smooth and soft to the touch but I think I’d enjoy my work more.
Anyway I see it as just one more reason to play Xbox… oh on a side note I’ve decided to get the web cam attachment for my 360…. you know, for the achievements. Ill see you guys out there.
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You created a Rainbow Six tag? Hot damn, I bet we have more posts about Rainbow Six on here than we do different bodily organs by this point. Well done.
I have gone on a PS2 game buying spree. Their are so plentiful that people are dropping the prices to make room for the PS3 games. Picked up MGS 3:Subsistence for a little "tactical espionage action." It's Japanese so it's kind of corny with antique .45LC revolvers being carried by officers and crazy ass cut-scenes where you find out switchback plot twists; you discover The Boss, your special forces group commander (who is a woman) has defected to the Russians, only to find out that she actually is Russian and defectedto the USA as a cover to infiltrate American special forces. Fucking A! I'd rather just shoot people.
Ahhhh, look at you trying to spread the word for me. How thoughtful.
I traded in my Xbox for a PS3 due to the lack of reliability of the Xbox staying in proper working order.
I miss everybody I used to game with and hope you will tell everyone I said "Hi".
Luv ya man....
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