Jesus Balloon

So there was I was, no shit, leaving Tracy this morning. I look up in the sky and I see what I thought looked like a floating Jesus on a cloud. That made me think that maybe I should drink coffee in the mornings, but no, it really was a floating Jesus. A Jesus hot air balloon. I'll write that again. A Jesus hot air balloon. It freaked me out man. Turns out it was made by this company and is dedicated to the "glory of our Lord". Right. Anyway, turns out you can pay for a ride on our Lord and Saviour at the Tracy Airport to commemorate National Day of Prayer. You know I'm leaving work early today...